• /b/

While /b/ is technically a sub-board of many chan imageboards, it is more commonly known as the asshole of the Internets. According to Faux News, they are also a secret underground network of evil hackers on steroids. It is populated by pedophiles, furries, otaku, wapanese, Azns, WoWfags, otherkin, Trent Reznor, probably Will Smith, and recently gentlemen. Also, God has been known to lurk /b/ for hopes of landing some hawt Baby Fuck. All these fags are called /b/tards. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany.

Everyone who was finally permabanned from Something Awful, found Ogrish too tame or are trying to latch onto the webwhore in-crowd call /b/ home. Pedophiles who have crawled out from not4chan come here to post and collect kiddie porn, but they usually do not last long, as posting CP is apermabannable offense. If you’re having trouble finding a proxy for your trolling activities that’s not banned from 4chan, it’s because the pedos have already gotten them all permabanned by posting CP. But then, why would you want to; trolling /b/ is like pissing into an ocean of piss. They usually retreat to420chan or 12chan after that, as posting CP is common practice on those sites’ /b/s.

Posting shitting dick nipples in /b/, however, is NOT a bannable offense and is welcomed with open arms and fapping hands.

/b/’s cracked-out mods frequently sticky their own posts, attempting to create their own memes, sometimes spamming stickies until the entire board is just a place to view the mods’ stickies. Whiny /b/tards have been begging Doug to unban snacks ever since (even though it was constant whining to moot that got him removed in the first place).

If a celebrity dies, plz to be going directly to /b/ for the traditional eulogizing of the still warm – perhaps still alive – body.

(Source: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/B)

• 4chan

4chan is an English-language imageboard website. Launched on October 1, 2003, its boards are primarily used for the posting of pictures and discussion of manga and anime. Users generally post anonymously and the site has been linked to Internet subculturesand activism, most notably Project Chanology.

4chan users have been responsible for the formation or popularization of Internet memes such as lolcats, Rickrolling, “Chocolate Rain“, “Pedobear”, and many others. The site’s random board is by far its most popular and notorious. Known as “/b/”, there are very minimal rules on posted content. Gawker.com once claimed in jest that “reading /b/ will melt your brain”.^[3]

The site’s Anonymous community and culture has often provoked media attention. For planners, this enterprise is “further proof as well of the Social impact of the YouTube phenomenon that creativity is everywhere and new media is less accessible” to advertisement agencies.^[4] Journalists looked at how an Internet destination was hijacked for a prank, so that images of Rick Astley appeared instead of the page that was searched for; the coordination of attacks against other websites and Internet users; and covered the reaction to threats of violence that have been posted on the site. The Guardian once summarised the 4chan community as “lunatic, juvenile… brilliant, ridiculous and alarming.”^[5]

(Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan)

• Pedobear:

Pedobear or also Pædobear aka Roy Harms (not to be confused with Medved (translated version) is one of the more famous and long running4chan memes. He actually originated from 2channel (2ちゃんねる, ni channeru, 2ch for short), Japanese Internet forum, where he was called Kuma (クマー), literally “Bear”. Some argue the Japanese omitted the “Pedo-” prefix to avoid redundancy since most anything churned out in Japan is assumed to promote pedophilia.

While Kuma was generally lecherous, Pedobear became the mascot for 4chan’s legion of knuckle-dragging pedophiles, targeting prepubescent girls, or “loli“. Like King Leonidas and each subsequent wave of Lolcats, Pedobear is the subject of many bad photoshoppings, usually pasted into whatever piece of child pornography b-tards get their filthy paws on.

Pedobear has become so popular newfags and 12 year olds alike flock to /b/ under the impression that that they can find more “funny” Pedobear pictures. This is similar to the popularity brought on by the previously mentioned lolcats. Sadly some poorly informed Anonymous refer to him as Pedrobear believing that to be his real name.

(Source: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pedobear)

• Facepalm:

This versatile /b/ meme is a bit of a sleeper and usually only comes off the bench and comes into play whenever anewfag divides faggotry by zero in posts of epic fucktardation and FAIL. This meme usually comes with no words -because enough has been said already. Instead, any image of a ‘palmed face’ will do the job and can be played without a macro by simply typing facepalm.jpg.

You’d think this would happen over 9,000 times a day with 4chan’s recent influx of cancerous Gaiafags, furryGaiafags and 13-year-old, furry, Gaiafag boys who are out of school for summer with nothing to do but fag-up /b/, but 99% of the oldfags have abandoned ship to play on 7chan, 420chan, any of 4chan’s other fine boards, or12chan but mainly infinitychan. The remaining ones visit for an hour a week, post a facepalm.jpg, and start a vorethread, which is then invaded by a single new, samefag who doesn’t know in which field sage is to be placed. (PROTIP: Sage goes in the name every field.)

However, sometimes words are not enough for Anonymous to express the profound frustration and disgust at unfathomable Gaiafag shenanigans and it is in these troubling times that the Facepalm image post is employed.

The best thing about this image macro is that the concept of it never gets old because annoying phrases aren’t necessary, and the fact that at least every person on the planet who’s over the age of 5 has done at least once in their lifetime. Therefore, while the message is always the same, Facepalm is possibly the first true Interchangeable Meme to appear on the Internet.

(Source: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Facepalm)

• Lolcats:

A lolcat (usually pronounced LOLL-kat, with the “lol” not being an initialism; sometimes pronounced L-O-L cat) is an image combining aphotograph, most frequently of a cat, with a humorous and idiosyncratic caption in (often broken) English—a dialect which is known as “lolspeak” or “kitty pidgin” and which parodies the poor grammar typically attributed to Internet slang. The name “lolcat” is a compound word of the acronymic abbreviation “LOL” and the word “cat”.^[1] A synonym for “lolcat” is cat macro, since the images are a type of image macro.^[2] Lolcats are designed for photo sharing imageboards and other internet forums.

The term lolcat gained national media attention in the United States when it was covered by Time,^[3] which wrote that non-commercializedphenomena of the sort are increasingly rare, stating that lolcats have “a distinctly old-school, early 1990s, Usenet feel to [them]“.

(Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcat)

• Mindfuck:

An image that totally fucks with your mind. When you see it, you will shit bricks.

(Source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mindfuck)

• Fail

Failure refers to the state or condition of not meeting a desirable or intended objective, and may be viewed as the opposite ofsuccess. Product failure ranges from failure to sell the product to fracture of the product, in the worst cases leading to personal injury, the province of forensic engineering.

(Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Failure)

• We’re Fucked

Situations that bring the whole humanity in danger just like the notorious bear cavalry.

• Jailbait

Jailbait is slang for a person who is younger than the legal age of consent for sexual activity, but physically mature enough to be taken for an adult.^[1]

(Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jailbait)